- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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