What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A man did not like this site

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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