Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Yes

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

A chicken walked into the bar...

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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