- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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