- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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