- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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