- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Jesus Christ

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??