- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is not a joke.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Women

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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