- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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