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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

i hate non minorities!

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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