Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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