What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Jordan is pregant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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