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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Andoni was here

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Your big dick.

69.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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