- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

You know what's funny? Rape

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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