What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Hello.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Pain Olympics.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Weaner

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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