- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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