- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

9/11 my birthday

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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