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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why can't february march Because april may

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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