My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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