- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Andoni was here

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Your big dick.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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