- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

9/11 my birthday

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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