- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Gay rights.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

sky silverstein

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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