Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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