- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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