Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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