- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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