- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Black people having a Job.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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