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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah