Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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