- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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