How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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