- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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