Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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