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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I Have a Black Friend

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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