- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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