- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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