- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Jimmy Saville

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Ross.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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