Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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guess what? bannanas

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

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