- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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