- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Dwarf Shortage

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Japan

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

outside your comfort zone

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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