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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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