- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

all these jokes are horrible now

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

quantum physics?

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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