How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Hellen keller

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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