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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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