"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

I'm Coming

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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