A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why do fat people commit suicide

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Badabing.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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