- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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