- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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