- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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