How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A guy walks into a bar

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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