- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

This is an anti-joke.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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