- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Women's rights.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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