why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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No it doesnt..

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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