Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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