Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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