What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

women's rights, lol

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

A pope meets another one

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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