- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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