How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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