what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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