- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

a irish man walks past a bar

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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