What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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