- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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