- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

2 black kids walk into school

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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