A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

You are joking right?

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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