What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Knock knock, COME IN!

Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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