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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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