- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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