- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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