Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Refridgerator.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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