What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

what did one computer say to the other .........

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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