- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Barack Obama.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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