- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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