- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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