- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

AIDS

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

penis. nuff said.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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