How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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