Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Who is big and stupid My brother

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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