- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Whats 1+1? window!

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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