- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Flowers are colors Love me

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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