- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Fat? Jesse Z

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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