- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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