a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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