- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

i keep getting thumbs down...

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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