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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

White men's rights

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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