a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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