What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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