Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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