T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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