What is black and looks like a person A black person

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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