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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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