a man makes a bad joke

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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