- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

I like that, but why am I happy?

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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