- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

I Have a Black Friend

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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