- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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