What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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im telling maguire

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Who is it?

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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