- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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