- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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