- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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