A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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