two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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