Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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