- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

I love pissing people off :P

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

poo

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??