- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Michael Brown

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

i have yougurt mit traktor

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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