You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

you will like this because i am black.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

there once was a black man who played basketball

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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