- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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