- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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