WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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