- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Tall asians

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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