- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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