Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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