What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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