- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

I'm Polish.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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