- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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