Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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