- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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