What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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