What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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David Cameron

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Peas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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