Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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