why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Men's rights

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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