What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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The Princess is in another castle

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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