Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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