What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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