- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Male leadership.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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