- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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