- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What is the name of the car? What

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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