Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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