- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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