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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Obama = ebola

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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