- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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