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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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