- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Cancer

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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