- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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