Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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