What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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