- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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