- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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