- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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