- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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