- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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