Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

your so fat. your fat!

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

guess what>? your mum lol

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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