- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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