- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Heskey time.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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