NASCAR being considered a sport.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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