Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

thumb_up thumb_down +18

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

thumb_up thumb_down +18

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops