- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Albino African Americans

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

No antijoke here.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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