- Anti Joke

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

ure mama's so fat

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.