- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Jersey Shore.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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