A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

who is gay wit mon james cornish

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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