a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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