- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

salad days!

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Fat? Jesse Z

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

The Big Band Theory

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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