Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Everybody will die

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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