- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

A praying mantis is very graceful

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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