- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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