- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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