- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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