- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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