- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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