your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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