You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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