- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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