- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Refridgerator.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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