Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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