how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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