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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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