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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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