- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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