What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

justin beiber sucks

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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