- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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