- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

girls basketball

#Getweird

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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