- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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