- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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