- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

The Oakland Raiders

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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