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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

there was once a jew

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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