- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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