What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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jd and zach loves vigina

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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