- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

all these jokes are horrible now

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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