This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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