Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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