- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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