- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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