- Anti Joke

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

I'm homeless.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger. The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop. The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school. He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office. Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school. Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house. Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town. Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad. Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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