what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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