- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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