- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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