My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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