whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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