If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What does? 42

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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were you expecting a joke

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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