- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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